I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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