Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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