Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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