no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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