you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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