Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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