Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
this must be what syphilis tastes like
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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