i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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