I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Randomize
