How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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