WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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