my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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