So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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