so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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