This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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