Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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