I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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