And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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