fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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