He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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