why didn't you poke me back
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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