So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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