fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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