3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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