You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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