We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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