But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
my shit smells like andre
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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