Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There r osticjed everywhere
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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