i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
that's an acceptable place to lick
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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