Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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