plz talk dirty to me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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