its not stalking. its research.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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