I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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