I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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