Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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