question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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