Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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