I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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