So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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