Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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