vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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