Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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