How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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