Cold hands, warm shart.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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