is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have fence marks all over my body
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize
