you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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