I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We left the knife in your bed.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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