Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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