The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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