we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It all started with a game of naked twister.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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